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WHY SUGAR MUMMIES ARE THE BEST OPTIONS FOR YOUNG BOYS | GIRLFRIENDS UNDER SIEGE

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WHY SUGAR MUMMIES ARE THE BEST OPTIONS FOR YOUNG BOYS | GIRLFRIENDS UNDER SIEGE

It’s feels so motherly to be given utmost room service by a lovely and beautiful though older woman. Add a little bit of coins or dollars and there we go. You will never remember your dramatic girlfriend again.

Sugar mummies are so warm and peaceful. They will hardly give you the head ache of paying bills. She is not the type that will ask you to show up with fries at her door step in the middle of the night.

Your sugar mammy however will be spoiling you with clothes and shoes, nice food and even fancy underwears. Save for her great cooking skills, she will treat you to a soothing massage before bedtime. When you wake up she will be quick to switch on your hot shower and prepare your bathroom like a king. Lit with candles and white soapy bubbles, you will be giving her backstrokes before work even if you do not wish to.

When tea is served she will ensure you have no chance to complain about too much tea leaves or undercooked eggs. Come one, unlike your girlfriend. The sugar mummy knows when to do your laundry and when to take you out for dinner if the house kitchen becomes boring. She will never scold you for skipping a promise or failing to send a good night message.

Sugar mummies are the busy type. So busy to take a look at your WhatsApp status to check whoever you posted. She may take a break from social media handling matters of national importance u till the dry spell is back.

Finally when she remembers to see you baby boy it becomes a date like no other. No lamentations, no complains, no tears, no toxic moments just you and her having some good time.

Sugar mummies never have time for plot drama. In fact since they never share rental apartments, most of the time you will engage in investment ideas. Not stories of who snatched whose husband away or who doesn’t party anymore. If she is not paying attention to her dog then you are there to fill in for the loneliness. A car of two are enough for you to run your own errands in town, with a fuel voucher of course, incase the tanks run dry.

They have been proven to be the best lovers since they love limitlessly and more often than not, fear no competition from no village girl. They are always prudent in dismissing your small legged babes who want to snatch you away from them.

How lucky are you that you never get to spend money on panties, pads, p2 and even hair salon. That you never take up clothes for credit in the name of surprising your ungrateful girlfriend. Kudos to all the Sugar Mummies.

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Jacob Otieno is a creative writer and showbiz analyst, expert of matters Entertainment, Politics, Sports, Lifestyle and emerging trends. etc. He is a graduate of Drama & Theatre Studies with IT from Maseno University.