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MAKARAU WAREMBO KURUKA GIVING KENYAN MEN SLEEPLESS NIGHTS

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MAKARAU WAREMBO KURUKA GIVING KENYAN MEN SLEEPLESS NIGHTS | READ WHY THEY’L BE THE FIRST TO SHOOT YOU.

It’s been months of protests in Kenyan cities across the country and what worries the rioters most is the number of hard faced askaris who have no time for smiles and unnecessary argument. They will put that rungu anywhere they feel right. The head is usually the most visited after which blows and kicks come raining.

The police have learnt the art of beating mwananchi to their antics especially after one-two-many cans of teargas.

Sometimes the police fall prey and are given thorough beatings by rioters but once they have reinforcement it is usually good to go.

What most kenyans do not know is that behind those helmets are a clique of very beautiful ladies. They are even more beautiful in police attire and their gorgeousness cannot be hidden. Many think this bunch of afandes used their beauty to earn their slots into the police force. That perhaps they did not go the marathon way.Am told they can run faster than a cheeter.

Kenyan men have continued to salivate for the askari divas with some begging government to deploy more of such to their towns. Sexy and sassy as they may look, these chiquittas will beat the hell out of you during protests. They get to have a different attitude from the ones possessed in these photos and most of the time they will never allow you to hold them down on a conversation. Too bad if one puts a live bullet to your left buttox because they are trained to retaliate.

Forget the bullets, ‘shoot your shots’ is the order of the day as they have dared netizens before to ‘katia’ them and I think the lucky men have had their way.Just that you can never ask for a day or night out without ‘kutoka kitu kidogo’ because that is the only currency afandes know.
The problem usually comes when the diva afande belongs to the OCS and a corporal is delegated to protect them from any salivating fisi around. That’s the time you know it is a crime to seduce a karau in the line of duty because that will earn you a warrant of arrest for the obstruction of “utumishi kwa wote”

The police force however has been encouraged time and again to have such faces so that when we have a problem with Tanzania, Rwanda or worst of all Nigeria, and comparisons are to go by then we have beautiful afandes to boast of . That means we have tu hide the ‘sura ngumus’ for security purposes.

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Jacob Otieno is a creative writer and showbiz analyst, expert of matters Entertainment, Politics, Sports, Lifestyle and emerging trends. etc. He is a graduate of Drama & Theatre Studies with IT from Maseno University.